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Michaels North Charleston
Date of Visit 12/27/25
Michaels Bathroom Review 🧻✨
Cleanliness & Odor – 13 pts
The bathroom itself was mostly clean, but the toilet had a few… lingering memories. The floor looked as good as it possibly could under the circumstances. The urinal, however, has officially crossed into “beyond saving” territory—no amount of scrubbing is bringing that thing back to life.
Supplies – 8 pts
A couple rolls of ultra-thin, one-ply, scratch-your-soul toilet paper were present. Backup rolls were nowhere to be found, so plan wisely. Paper towels were fully stocked, and the soap was foamy and half full—enough bubbles to get everyone through the day.
Privacy & Security – 5 pts
This is an old-school stall situation. The gap between the floor and wall is large enough for someone to casually slide underneath. The lock inspired very little confidence—one solid kick and the door would be auditioning for an action movie.
Toilet Functionality – 10 pts
The toilet flush was powerful and impressive, handling business in one heroic swoosh. That said, much like the rest of the bathroom, the toilet itself looks tired and overdue for a makeover.
Amenities – 5 pts
Welcome to bathroom basics, circa forever ago. Manual flush toilets and urinals, sinks with knobs, and one broken hot water handle. Soap dispensers are the push kind, paper towels are motion-activated, and mirrors hover over both sinks. No electric hand dryers—air drying it is.
Ease of Use – 10 pts
There are two stalls, both with inward-opening doors. The smaller stall is… an experience. You basically have to sit on the toilet to close the door. The larger stall, thankfully, opens wide and cooperates. The sink area was surprisingly well designed—everything you need is within easy reach.
Ambience – 3 pts
Ambience? None. Vibes? Also none. This bathroom is begging for a refresh. The larger stall had wall drawings that added a touch of “gas station at midnight” energy.
Final Score: 54 Golden Toilets 🚽
This is strictly a “get in, get out, don’t make eye contact” bathroom. Expect a mild shudder upon entry and zero desire for a return visit. Handle your business and move along.
