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Tanger Outlet
Date of Visit 12/27/25
📍 Tanger Outlet Bathroom Review
🏆 22 Golden Toilets 🏆
🌸Odor 2
Whew. The bathroom smelled like it had just lost a fight with a sewage truck. The stench hit you instantly and refused to let go. There was no escaping it—only surviving it.
💎Sparkle and Shine 2
This one was… challenging. Urine in the bowl and toilet paper clinging to the lid like it was fighting for its life—because it was wet. Everywhere else seemed mostly okay, but that damage was already done.
💧Waters of Life 2
The toilet claimed to be automatic. Claimed. The sinks, however, actually delivered. Strong water flow that kept going even when your hands wandered off. Overachieving faucets, underachieving toilet.
🧼Washy Washy 4
Points earned here! Plenty of foamy soap, solid water pressure, and—bonus round—the water actually warmed up. A rare luxury.
🧻Paper Chase 3
One-ply toilet paper, but surprisingly not sandpaper. The dispenser was fully stocked, so at least you wouldn’t be left hanging.
💨Drying Chronicles 3
Two electric hand dryers stood ready for battle. No paper towels in sight, but these dryers packed a punch—strong airflow and quick drying. Hold on to your sleeves.
🪞Floor Adventures 4
Despite the crowd (warm day = busy bathroom), the floors were impressively clean. No sticky spots, no rogue paper towels. Honestly, the cleanest part of the whole experience.
🏢Atmosphere & Ambience 2
You get your own private stall-room, which could be nice… if it were clean and usable. Unfortunately, this was more of a “hold your breath, do your business, and evacuate immediately” situation.
Conclusion
It was a packed shopping day and the bathroom clearly took a beating—but it shouldn’t have been this rough. A little maintenance throughout the day would’ve gone a long way toward making this a much more pleasant pit stop
